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Why I will never have a girlfriend…

This is really bizarre…
I had just downloaded a new extension for Firefox called StumbleUpon and signed up. It basically lets you “channel surf” across the net visiting pages which other people have rated as being good/bad. It’s excellent for when you’re bored sitting at your PC with nothing to do. So I clicked on it a few times and got a few interesting sites to look at. I click it again and I get presented with an essay called “Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend“! It sums up exactly what I’m feeling at the moment about the sheer unlikeliness of meeting anyone let alone having a relationship with them.

Utter genius!

Txt spk

I’ve been seeing far too much of this txt spk. It really is starting to annoy the royal shit out of me. So I have now adopted the philosophy of “If you can’t be arsed to write whatever you have to say in proper English, I can’t be arsed to read it.” Be warned. Especially people who write “lol”. FUCK OFF!

I’m infected AGAIN The glands in my throat have swollen and it’s sore to swallow. Bring on the hot chocolate!!! I’ve been ill rather a lot lately and to be honest, it’s another thing that is starting to annoy the royal shit out of me.

Oh well!