You have mail!
I just got this email a few days ago from a guy i went to Uni with:
Look,
For some reason or another, I have reason to believe that you're hacking into my email accounts.
I'd like to know why, Rob. I'm not the only person that has had this experience. An answer is all I want, dude.
cheers.
I
So I replied:
Hello Iain,
First off, let me start by saying its good to hear from you again. I wish you were prompted to get in touch with me for nostalgic reasons rather than a somewhat blind accusation but never mind.
Secondly let me put your mind at (relative) ease by informing you that I have never even attempted to "hack" into your email accounts, in fact, I don't even know you have other email accounts other than your hotmail one.
Thirdly I'd be very interested to know what "reason to believe" you have that I am trying to gain access to your email and what motivation you think I might have to do so.
Thanks
–
Rob
To which he replied the day after:
don't worry about it dude.
I ain't "worried" mate. Hacking people's email accounts ain't my thang, I think to go so far as to say hacking the email accounts of someone I haven't even seen for three years is really not my thang. If it weren't such a bizarre and blatant allegation I'd find it funny, but to make such a blind accusation and then to dismiss it with his response of "don't worry about it dude" quite frankly pissed me off. Iain, get a clue mate. Spam spam oh glorious spam! Send me SPAM! iainam@hotmail.co.uk
P.S. From what I remember of you at Uni Iain, you were pissed off your face 90% of the time and had a miraculous blanking of memory the morning after you'd been a dick. Are you sure you didn't give your password out during a drunken ramble? Maybe you sent some dodgy emails while drunk and are looking for someone to blame because you can't remember sending them. A possibility methinks. Hmm.
